Happy Birthday to me? ....(almost)

[durham_knits]

Me: What time is it...? Gah! Three more hours? I don't know if I can wait!
Scott: Do you want to open your presents now?
Me: Can I?
Scott: Oh, well you're going to be so disappointed... I got you a dead skunk!
Me: Uh... were you keeping it in the trash can?
Scott: It was supposed to be a surprise!