Gah!

Evil has a name: Almost Alumni Week.

Grr.

Stupid hormones. Not even Astronomy homework can beat them off.

Pirates!

There's just something about watching movies at the Harris Center.

"This movie is rated 'arrr'!"

"Theirloveissopiratical!"

"Dark and brooding in a silly hat?"

"The consequences of his actions will be... to be forced to wear the stupid hat forever!"

Cheers and gasps accompanying all pertinent parts...