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durham_knits at 01:08pm on 07/11/2003
durham_knits at 01:08pm on 07/11/2003The amalgamated (steel, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
piratej!) stories of the Nook Mary Sue Lunch, by indarae, bessimaemucho, mindmaven and leiascully
(To be read in a high-pitched, adolescent girl voice. Insert bad spelling.)
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful pixie named Sam. Sam had long black hair and purple eyes. One day Sam fell through a portal and met Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow gave Sam a magical wand and a magical cat with a bell on it. The cat had violet eyes. Then Sam fell through another portal and met Pretty Pretty Princess Aristotle. Aristotle was sad and so Sam the pixie tapped him with a wand, and Plato showed up. And Aristotle and Plato were happy. Then Sam fell through another portal and met Josh. Josh was sad so Sam and Josh fell in love and kissed and had babies. The End.
piratej!) stories of the Nook Mary Sue Lunch, by indarae, bessimaemucho, mindmaven and leiascully(To be read in a high-pitched, adolescent girl voice. Insert bad spelling.)
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful pixie named Sam. Sam had long black hair and purple eyes. One day Sam fell through a portal and met Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow gave Sam a magical wand and a magical cat with a bell on it. The cat had violet eyes. Then Sam fell through another portal and met Pretty Pretty Princess Aristotle. Aristotle was sad and so Sam the pixie tapped him with a wand, and Plato showed up. And Aristotle and Plato were happy. Then Sam fell through another portal and met Josh. Josh was sad so Sam and Josh fell in love and kissed and had babies. The End.
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